So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just pee around me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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