Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
be right there i have to get my cape
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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