ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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