xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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