Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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