If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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