"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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