i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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