I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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