Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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