office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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