So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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