Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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