roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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