You made me cry and you don't even care
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.