its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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