I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize