She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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