There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
dude. I can hear the air.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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