I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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did i walk over a car last night?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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