So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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