the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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