My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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