i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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