I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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