Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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