the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Sext me about skeletons
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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