You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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