Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
even my farts smell like vagina
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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