If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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