is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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