And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I didn't notice because vodka
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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