As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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