Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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