Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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