question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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