woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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