this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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