so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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