I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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