Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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