I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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