And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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