Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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