i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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