I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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