The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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