So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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