I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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