Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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