Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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