You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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