just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize