i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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