Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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